Valentine's Day = Venereal Disease.

Barbara is on tonight. Watch her.

I miss Billy Boy. I love that kid. I miss Kyle Liedtke. I love that kid. I miss Dominic Williams. I love that kid. I miss Billy Boy. That kiddo's a spiffy one.

What'd St. Valentine do? Patrick chased all the snakes out, right? What'd Valentine do?

I had one crazy virginity experience. I'll tell ya. Not.

I really do miss that crazy bastard.