i learn to love myself unconditionally because i am a queen

Here I am, eating a bon-bon and reading a 28 day exercise yoga plan. Hahaha.

Oi.

Why did I ever stop working out in the winter?

I'm just too lazy.

Somebody burn some calories for me, eh?

I've decided that my engagement ring should have turquoise in it because diamonds are ugly and turquoise is pretty and costs thousands of dollars less.

I'm all alone because the family went to breakfast without me. I wouldve just eaten a day's worth of crap. Instead, I chose to stay home, and I had Fruit Loops with orange juice on top, not milk.

I'm tired.

I think I'll have another bon-bon.
Oh, I love myself.