http://offen-augen88.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] offen-augen88.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] crazybeautiful 2003-12-22 01:49 am (UTC)

1. I don't believe in Jesus.
2. Abortion is not wrong.
3. Most Christians have been brainwashed by the devil.
4. I am not atheist.
5. I am not Jewish.

We're off to a good start...=)


10. I hate a lot of things.
11. I hate some people.

Even better.


12. People who don't follow professionals' advice should be force-fed meat.
Whoa, bacdafugup! What's wrong with meat? Oooh, especially force-fed meat.. Mmm, sexy meat!

14. My father thinks I am a loser because I didn't go out last night.
What was last night? Why bother going out?


16. I hate most women.
Amen


17. Never trust a man with large hips.
I'll have to take note of this one, sounds plausible.

20. I hate feminsists.
21. I hate Christmas music.

Damn those feminsists. You must be tired. I think I hate those things too, for sure the x-mas music. Fogitdatfoo!

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