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[crazybeautiful]

Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Date Me:

10. I'm socially and sexually frustrated because I haven't had a date since November 2003.
9. If you happen to have a lot of body hair, I'll love you all the more for it.
8. I keep my nails short so that they don't make people bleed.
7. I'm young and fertile.
6. Great things come in small packages.
5. I have exceptional breath control.
4. I can roll, flip, make clovers, and make W's with my tongue.
3. I know all kinds of fingerings, so I could teach you a thing or two.
2. I have strong abdominal muscles.
1. We're bound to find out if Sextrology is lying or not.

Comments

[death-by-vinyl.livejournal.com]

I would date you if 5 was "I have exceptional birth control" as I first thought when I saw it...what a let down...

[crazybeautiful.livejournal.com]

Hey man, it's all the same in the long run.

<3

[death-by-vinyl.livejournal.com]

So if I have good breath I won't get pregnant? Is this what you are telling me?

[maybekaty.livejournal.com]

I thought it said that in #5, too. Probably some Freudian thing.

That is one of the best LJ posts I've seen in awhile. Just thought I'd let you know. <3

[mthed4.livejournal.com]

laura, i would take you up on that if i were still single, but im sorry. good luck though. i know youll find someone, if not now, then at college. hell, i found the perfect girl!

[legally-dumb.livejournal.com]

Sick, Laura. No more Sextrology for you!

[mthed4.livejournal.com]

shutup bitch.

[legally-dumb.livejournal.com]

don't tell me what to do!

[mthed4.livejournal.com]

no one likes a prude.

[legally-dumb.livejournal.com]

whatever. I guess you don't know sarcasm if it bites you in the ass.

[wutangscatt.livejournal.com]

Good list ;)

I can't satisfy your body hair fetish though. I'm not a very hairy man.