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crazybeautiful) wrote2005-04-24 10:24 pm
crazybeautiful) wrote2005-04-24 10:24 pm
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Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Date Me:
10. I'm socially and sexually frustrated because I haven't had a date since November 2003.
9. If you happen to have a lot of body hair, I'll love you all the more for it.
8. I keep my nails short so that they don't make people bleed.
7. I'm young and fertile.
6. Great things come in small packages.
5. I have exceptional breath control.
4. I can roll, flip, make clovers, and make W's with my tongue.
3. I know all kinds of fingerings, so I could teach you a thing or two.
2. I have strong abdominal muscles.
1. We're bound to find out if Sextrology is lying or not.
10. I'm socially and sexually frustrated because I haven't had a date since November 2003.
9. If you happen to have a lot of body hair, I'll love you all the more for it.
8. I keep my nails short so that they don't make people bleed.
7. I'm young and fertile.
6. Great things come in small packages.
5. I have exceptional breath control.
4. I can roll, flip, make clovers, and make W's with my tongue.
3. I know all kinds of fingerings, so I could teach you a thing or two.
2. I have strong abdominal muscles.
1. We're bound to find out if Sextrology is lying or not.
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