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In light of this holiday season, I would like to dictate some things.

1. I don't believe in Jesus.
2. Abortion is not wrong.
3. Most Christians have been brainwashed by the devil.
4. I am not atheist.
5. I am not Jewish.
6. Please don't ever lie to me.
7. Never judge me, that's not for you to decide.
8. I'm sensitive, and that's honest, and I'd like to stay that way.
9. Being emotional includes good emotions too.
10. I hate a lot of things.
11. I hate some people.
12. People who don't follow professionals' advice should be force-fed meat.
13. My heart has been broken 4 different times in 4 different ways by one person.
14. My father thinks I am a loser because I didn't go out last night.
15. I doubt my "friends."
16. I hate most women.
17. Never trust a man with large hips.
18. I wish Afften Mros were still my best friend.
19. If you are an able-bodied, not ferociously disgusting male, you will get farther in life than any woman if I had anything to do with it.
20. I hate feminsists.
21. I hate Christmas music.
22. Last New Year's Eve, and the one before that, I spent alone watching Molly Ringwald movies. Before that, I spent them alone.
23. If you're going to leave a message, I'm not in the mood to be defied.
24. I'm done.

Date: 2003-12-21 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chenpuzzled.livejournal.com
happy kwanza

Date: 2003-12-22 01:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] offen-augen88.livejournal.com
1. I don't believe in Jesus.
2. Abortion is not wrong.
3. Most Christians have been brainwashed by the devil.
4. I am not atheist.
5. I am not Jewish.

We're off to a good start...=)


10. I hate a lot of things.
11. I hate some people.

Even better.


12. People who don't follow professionals' advice should be force-fed meat.
Whoa, bacdafugup! What's wrong with meat? Oooh, especially force-fed meat.. Mmm, sexy meat!

14. My father thinks I am a loser because I didn't go out last night.
What was last night? Why bother going out?


16. I hate most women.
Amen


17. Never trust a man with large hips.
I'll have to take note of this one, sounds plausible.

20. I hate feminsists.
21. I hate Christmas music.

Damn those feminsists. You must be tired. I think I hate those things too, for sure the x-mas music. Fogitdatfoo!

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